What other country / state in the world would give you a national holiday to support the flutter?? Not many I tell you. Truly Deeply are closed today and tomorrow due to our love of all things equestrian, and for the week that’s in it, I thought some classic horse related gags were in order.
Happy Cup Day tomorrow!
A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink.
“Evenin’” says the barman, “why the long face?”
A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar.
The doorman says: “Wait you can’t come in here without a tie.”
The horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck.
He goes back in and says to the barman: “This alright?”
The barman says: “Hmm, ok… but don’t be starting anything.”
What’s a horse’s favourite TV show?
A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. “Will I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks
The vet replies: “Of course you will, and you’ll probably win!”
Black Beauty, she’s a dark horse.